Toasters! Sweetie, I've missed you! How have you been? I mean it's been quite a long time since the latest plagiarism fiasco, hasn't it? So, I was doing another routine check of my story, you know, because I wanted to find more people like you who steal my story and become best friends with them. And you know what's funny? Guess!
Oh, come on, give me a good guess!
Fine, I'll just tell you. I found you again! *Gasp* You were on Noveljoy weren't you? Oh my, you are a slippery thing. Well, I took the liberty of contacting the website authorities again, as usual haha. Hope you don't mind. Eh, you probably don't because tomorrow when I check, I'm sure you'll have deleted your account just like always.
Well, it was nice checking back in with you. I enjoyed reading how you stole my story by the way. You should totally make an ehow article. No wait, you should steal someone else's ehow article about how to steal someone's story. You know, since you're not good at using your own brain and all to come up with stuff. I can help with that if you want.
Let me know. ;)
Toodles!