"Btw the AC broke and all of our custard melted so we won't be able to serve any today I'm sorry"
"Oh no that's actually so sad I'm sorry :("
-Conversation I found weirdly funny between a Culver's drive thru employee and my mom
I hate having a uterus
But it's pretty funny when you stay home from school and your dad looks you in the eyes and tells you
"Congratulations. You're PMSing"
WHAT THE HECK
I PRAYED TO LADY APHRODITE TO HAVE A FUN NEW YEAR WITH MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
WHICH I GOT
BUT I DIDNT ASK TO HEAR MY STEPDAD AND MOM POSSIBLY DOING THE DIRTY!! ToT
I THINK MY LAST SMIDGE OF INNOCENCE HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY
WISH ME LUCK </3
Ok I’m gonna reword that announcement I just made-
PLEASE PLEASE I WANT YURI SMUT GUYS DO YOU HAVE ANY BOOKS ANY BOOKS AT ALL THAT ALIGN WITH THOSE REQUIREMENTS PLEASE I NEED YURI-
GUYS IM FEELING LIKE YURI RN IF U GUYS HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR FANFICS GIVE ME THEM!!
(Cough cough, I REALLY don’t mind if there’s any smut, yk, just- just in case that helps..)
Ik I should say marry Christmas and happy holidays but I have a vocal stim stuck in my head so…
SOUTHERN MOTHER FUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS!!
anyways happy holidays and merry Christmas to those who celebrate :D
@RaveGorv YAA U LIKE HAMILTON LETS GOOO
(Do do do. Alexander. I have to leave. Alexander! Look around look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now.. helpless.. they’re asking me to lead! Look around! Isn’t this enough? He will never be satisfied! Would that be enough? He will never be satisfied! Satisfied! History has its eyes on you! (Like ten billion songs play at once))