I'm Stayin' gold for Johnny, man.
I'm chillin' in the Upside Down with Eleven.
I'm killin' this fucking clown with the Losers.
I'm on the highway to Hell with Sam and Dean in the Impala.
I'm savin' the Wizarding world with the Golden Trio. 
I'm a Victor of the games.
I'm stalking the Ripper with Audrey Rose Wadsworth.
I'm cruisin' for a bruisin' with the Southside Serpents. 
I'm runnin' this damn maze with Tommy.
I'm the Designated Ugly Fat Friend. 
I'm waitin' around for Friday The 13th.
I'm ridin' a blunt out to Never Neverland. (Ha, bitch I wish.)
Regardless of all that, I'm me, AKA: My-name-is-none-of-your-goddamn-business.
Welcome to Hell and enjoy your stay.