MysteriousTickingNoise?

Wow now i see i havent been online for so long.... But ive gotten infected by a eYeLaSh and now a part around my eye is swollen up and i lost 3% of my right eyesight 

My little brother infected me with a virus, my stepmom gave me a weird slimy egg that made my bellyache worse (already had one bc of the virus), just came back from vacations and my stepmom still doesnt believe that the egg wasnt good for me (and my brother). Why does this need to happend 

Today it's my birthday because it's 1 am, so I'm gonna be a bad b*tch. I'ma go downstairs and look at my bday cake (≧▽≦)ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

Rest in peace to Technoblade y'all... I'll say it, he was the best youtuber in the whole world.