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Rolled over too hard yesterday and this ass clapped so loud it sounded like a shootout in a thunder storm. Had a damn heart attack *heartbreak emoji* 

U GON GET THE WHOLE WORLD, BUT IS IT WORTH THE GIRL THAT U LOSING? BE CAREFUL WIT ME. ITS NOT A THREAT ITS A WARNING BE CAREFUL WIT ME! 

My mama use to always tell me “a hard head makes a soft ass” now I just be jiggling like omg, if somebody smacked my ass now it wouldn’t stop jiggling until 4:31PM tomorrow 

I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE CHEATED ON U, AS MUCH AS U ACCUSE ME CHEATING. I MIGHT AS WELL LIED TO U, AS MUCH AS U ACCUSE ME OF LYING. 

The way I have to bend my charger for my phone to charge chile.. I fight this charger everyday and get tore out the frame every time. Never in my many years of living have I ever got tore out the frame like this *crying emoji*

Chilee I done forgot about Movie by Megan feat Lil Durk now I’m finna be twerking in my sleep 

Just when I think im finna have a good first week of June I see blood in my underwear…

I have an obsession with the saucy Santana bounce. Every song I catch myself doing it, it doesn’t matter if it’s a slow song imma bounce these itty bitties. 

When I’m upset I put my twerk playlist on so I can throw sum and remind myself I’m THAT bitch, cuz not everybody was blessed with an ass like water.

Writing a book is hard asf, I will never rush an author for another chapter again *crying emoji*