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My mom let us open Christmas presents early and I got an iPhone 17!!

Y’all my butt has been sore so I looked, and there is new purple stretch marks, which means MY BOOTY IS GETTING BIGGERRRRR

Hi hi 

Not diamond pulled a WWE move in the club on bad dolly and gets in her confessional talking bout some “It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No bitch it’s DTB” I’m ctfuuuu

IM 5 FOOT BUT MY THROAT 6’6! IM A RATCHET BITCH, SUCK A MEAN DICK! 

“There use to be roaches in the cereal!” “ROACHES IN THE CEREAL? AHHHHHHH!!”

Tomorrow’s a real bitch birthdayyyy

Rolled over too hard yesterday and this ass clapped so loud it sounded like a shootout in a thunder storm. Had a damn heart attack *heartbreak emoji* 

U GON GET THE WHOLE WORLD, BUT IS IT WORTH THE GIRL THAT U LOSING? BE CAREFUL WIT ME. ITS NOT A THREAT ITS A WARNING BE CAREFUL WIT ME! 

My mama use to always tell me “a hard head makes a soft ass” now I just be jiggling like omg, if somebody smacked my ass now it wouldn’t stop jiggling until 4:31PM tomorrow