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I have an obsession with the saucy Santana bounce. Every song I catch myself doing it, it doesn’t matter if it’s a slow song imma bounce these itty bitties. 

When I’m upset I put my twerk playlist on so I can throw sum and remind myself I’m THAT bitch, cuz not everybody was blessed with an ass like water.

Writing a book is hard asf, I will never rush an author for another chapter again *crying emoji* 

Bad bitches don’t gate keep so I’m here to tell y’all 24drama.to got so many movies and tv shows, it has the madea movies and plays, it has the og bad girls club, it has the Zeus remake of bad girls club, it has spirit stallion of the cimarron, it has how to train your dragon, like it really has all my favorite childhood shows and moviessss

I saw a clip from a madea play (I can’t remember which one) but uncle Monroe (a thief) came and visited and madea had him empty his pockets before he left, he stole towel racks, a phone, a mirror, the eye off the stove and a colored picture, and when they saw the picture madea was like “Stealing from the slow u going to hell.” And the “slow” person started falling out and madea was like “Catch him, catch him” I can’t breathe, that was funnier then it should have been 

Y’all I was ATTACKED, by a big ass bug!!! I was minding my business tryna adjust my bonnet so I can sleep, and I felt LEGS grip my hand I THREW MY BONNET ACROSS THE ROOM AND LOOKED TO THE LEFT AT MY BONNET THATS NOW ON THE FLOOR, THEN I SEEN IN ON MY SHOULDER TRYNA CLIMB IN MY HAIR. I THREW MY SHIRT, I WAS FIGHTING THE AIR WHILE MY TITTIES WAS JUST FLAPPING AROUND I WAS SWINGING SO HARD I TURNT MUSTY

Wait cause why is my book actually coming together nicely, I’m actually kinda excitedddd

I’ve started writing my book chile, the way I put the characters on the cover is cute asf the background that’s behind them is a lil tacky, I’m too lazy to fix it

So uhm, I’m thinking about writing a book based off of the movie Girls Trip..