Awkward dork

So uh,,, I’m alive 

HOLY HEK
          
          IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
          
          I HAVE SURVIVED ANOTHER YEAR

HEYY YOU! YES YOU! 
          
          
          
          
          I sell melons.
          
          Would you like to buy my melons?
          
          ....my name is Gonzalo....

Almost everything I ship is gay

HEY!!! STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS!!!
          
          
          
          You are a rocket ship! Ain't nothing going to slow you down! You make the very starts shine with your presence and I hope you can keep on keeping on! Stay smiling, my friend!! :)