CloudyMilk

Hey... you have anywhere I could hide a couple dozen children’s bodies?

Just went to see Hamilton and it was amazing 

Explained the cursed image-
          Is beautiful-

Me and My Husband Part 8 (Yep, I’m bringing this mess back)
          
          Waiter: Wine?
          
          Husband: I don’t drink
          
          Waiter: Water?
          
          Me: He said he doesn’t drink, pal

Dudes, I was forced to go to a Forth of July family party and tons of my relatives smoke and drink. I  s t i l l  have the smell of smoke in my nose from when they blew it at me.

Peggy: Hm I wonder if the store is closed yet 
          
          Steve: Just google the opening times
          
          Peggy: What
          
          Steve: *Sighs* *Puts on his shoes* I said I’ll go check

This may sound fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile, your hair, your humor, your manners, your intentions, your poise, or are simply cheering you on. Some are just too shy to tell you they admire you. Remember that when you feel alone. 

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now but you can eat lasagna in the shower if you want to. It’s not illegal. They can’t arrest you. Go and be free. 

Okay I need to rant for a second. Can kahoot screw off with the bright red screen after I get a question wrong? I don’t need everyone around me knowing I’m a fricking idiot. 

Peter Parker: *Doesn’t answer his phone one time*
          
          Nick Fury, after following Peter to Venice, tranquilizing his best friend, and sitting carefully placed in the shadows: You’re a VERY difficult person to contact, Spider-Man.