Hello Mr. Porkchop, 
I don't have issues i promise. I live in Pennsylvanian Seas and my best friend is an armadillo named Frederic. He loves cream cheese and smooth yacht rides. His favorite color is Strawberry. 
My favorite thing to do is read about giant humanoid lizards terrorizing cities. 
People will not understand me but it's okay because my friends are really REALLY scared. 
I'm in the GPP (Ginger Protection Program) because Gingers are going extinct 

Check out my books :) 
50 Shades Of Wild 
50 Shades Of Wild (Beavcoon Edition)
50 Shades of GOAT (Coming Soon to a Wattpad near you) 

Lufs,
Grace (Who IS NOT a lizard) :3

Follow my main lizard friend 
@kingdomcomex