Crack story about a war against letters and numbers. Main character is X, Xavier bc he was always bullied for being a useless letter. So he betrays the letters to join the numbers side. And his lover Y, Yvonne decides to join him, even though she is a much more well known, she is Loyal to Xavier. Xavier's parents K and S, or Kay and Sam are very disappointed in him. Meanwhile letters like A, B, C, are going to stay more neutral, bc they are seen in both math and writing frequently. Then Subplot about 0 Zephero, and O, Opal being identical twins on Opposite sides of the war. (They're parents are Z and 10, don't ask why)
Anyways, if this sounds oddly intriguing give me names for some of the letters and numbers. Also probably only going to do numbers 0-30 if I do do this story, so the letters are still out numbered but I don't have an abundance of characters.