ImStupidHorray
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Nah, what happened to me. I looked back through all my old stuff on here. What I saw horrified me, what was younger me reading ong. Also hiii to the people u used to talk to all the time on here
ImStupidHorray
Damn the last time I posted anything was when my toe was broken
Also Im writing a new book Im not sure what to call it, can you give me some suggestions after I post the first chapter?
ImStupidHorray
Um so I was trying to go to bed hours ago, but my mom asked me to get up to brush my teeth, so I did. I was being very stupid just to let you know. My brother was in the door way(there isn't a door there) and I thought it would be a good idea to chase him at full speed. I hit my toe on the wall next to him thinking it was nothing. Y'ALL I'M 96% SURE I BROKE MY TOE BECAUSE IT'S SWOLLEN AND THE NAIL LOOKS PURPLE, IT ALSO HURTS TO MOVE MY FOOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. IT'S CURRENTLY THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SO EVERYONE IS ASLEEP. I'M STUCK HERE HOURS LATER WITH A PACK OF FROZEN STRAWBERRIES ON MY TOE
ImStupidHorray
Y'all I've memorized how I sleep so well you wouldn't know I hadn't slept that night.
Like I know my sleeping positions, how to relax my body to make it look like I'm asleep, how I act when I get up out of bed to get something in the middle of the night, and how to make it look like my cat woke me up.
I've been doing this for years now, so yeah, even my mom believes it.
I'm gonna go set my alarm for 5:10 - 6:00 with the sound being Sofia the First theme song
Enough about me how are y'all?
ImStupidHorray
@System_003 haha it was 2 I'm in the morning when I sent that so my spelling and grammar weren't very good
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ImStupidHorray
Hello!
Rember the time I accidentally came out to my whole class cause of my stupid mouth.
OH WAIT THAT WAS LAST WEEK.
Anyways now someone who hated me asked if I wanted to be friends with her, she looked so surprised when I said no.
Also now the whole class thinks me and my friend are dating.
ANYWAYS HOW HAVE YOU AMAZING PEOPLE BEEN?
ImStupidHorray
@Someone_plzHugme no problem
ImStupidHorray
@Someone_plzHugme he he :>
ImStupidHorray
this message may be offensive
I should be asleep but my dumbass self woke up for no reason
Anyway, because I have to go to wake up at 5:30 am take this thing I was thinking of cause my braincell isn't ready for school
Me: *playfully insults my friend*
Friend: *playfully insults me back*
My school: IS THAT A DEATH THREAT?!
Me: wtf, no we're just joking so calm down
My school: NO, NO THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DEATH THREAT
Me: chill it was just I joke, even my friend can confirm right?
Friend: yup we were just joking
My school: fine I'll let it slide this time, but if it happens again I might have to call your parents
And that's what my brain thought of right now, so imma try and sleep gn