Sitting on ur lawn




Probably shitting everywhere so u cant possibly avoid it if you even dare step into the land of shit mines that was once ur backyard yes ONCE because there is no going back now, its not just me anymore theres like 10 other geese now Its too late You dont even have time to run as the alarming sound of aggressively slapping wings disorient you until you're on the ground being mercilessly pecked by your newly established gods that will soon take control of the earth with a horrible tirade of pecking and honking. 

Yes. I am just a goose. Sitting. Waiting.