@Im_Confused_Often
//i’ve decided to cut off and sell my penis
anyone want it
@Lord-Of-The-Lies @littlemisterdorky since there is two of you uh- each of you can get three inches?
i have an axe
i could be like- like an axe murderer
24 hour challenge at the park because roman forget me heee challenge *gone wrong* **NEW TRAUMA?!**
I love your username, it is such a fricken mood XD
Janus smiled and placed a puppy on your lap
“merry unbirthday, don’t tell Logan”
Patton was laying on the couch, asleep for the most part. He wasn’t completely awake, his eyes closed, snuggled up against a random blanket
Patton buried his face in his hands, coughing quietly. He couldn’t get sick, not again. He had just been sick, and he couldn’t again
Patton dropped his bowl that he had just been mixing, “f*ck!” he cursed. His eyes widened, “oh my god..”
“I have a hypothetical situation” Patton said, “let’s say *hypothetically* I was at the gas station... let’s say **hypothetically** there was a cat outside.. let’s say I stole it” he paused, “remember it’s all hypothetical!!”
Patton put his hands over his ears, singing loudly
