@Im_Confused_Often
//i’ve decided to cut off and sell my penis
anyone want it
@Im_Confused_Often yk what thats a good amount sure
@Lord-Of-The-Lies @littlemisterdorky since there is two of you uh- each of you can get three inches?
i have an axe
i could be like- like an axe murderer
@Im_Confused_Often ...why do you have an axe
@Im_Confused_Often You brought it up-
@JanusDeceitStan no that’s horrible i’d never actually hurt anyone-!
24 hour challenge at the park because roman forget me heee challenge *gone wrong* **NEW TRAUMA?!**
@Im_Confused_Often ohmygod- Pat I’m coming
here*
I love your username, it is such a fricken mood XD
Janus smiled and placed a puppy on your lap
“merry unbirthday, don’t tell Logan”
Patton was laying on the couch, asleep for the most part. He wasn’t completely awake, his eyes closed, snuggled up against a random blanket
Patton buried his face in his hands, coughing quietly. He couldn’t get sick, not again. He had just been sick, and he couldn’t again
Patton dropped his bowl that he had just been mixing, “f*ck!” he cursed. His eyes widened, “oh my god..”
@Im_Confused_Often “What’s bugging you? Clearly something is”
@JL-intheplacetobe- “what is there to say?” he asked with a sigh
@Im_Confused_Often “Do you wanna talk about it?” he walked over
“I have a hypothetical situation” Patton said, “let’s say *hypothetically* I was at the gas station... let’s say **hypothetically** there was a cat outside.. let’s say I stole it” he paused, “remember it’s all hypothetical!!”
That cat is now yours, hypothetically of course-
Patton put his hands over his ears, singing loudly