Walks into Wattpad like... 

NEO HOY MENOY NOY!




Okay, let's get this party started! 

I am 14. 
(I was released from the womb of my creator... August 7th) 

I'm strange. 

I lik- no I LOVE food...  
Any type I'll eat it. 
No questions. 
No hesitation. 

Gotta eat the booty like groceries  

Unless it's from a stranger... (but I won't reject before thinking very hard about my decision...) 

If anything is free... It's for me. 

And no I don't gaf that I sound cheap... Why the hell would you spend money when you could save it? 



Hehe... Mr. Krabs 



That greedy son of a bit-
I'll just save that for later... 


*2 hours later* ⌚



BITCH!  *constipated rage face* 

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I love spongebob... 
I'm ugly and I'm proud. 
I'm not even kidding... I'm like butt ugly guys... 
Seriously... I think I was hit with the ugly stick several times as a young doodle. 



Moving on... 


*moves so far gets hit by train*  

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*still lives*

NEO HOY MENOY NOY HOY


Translation:

BECAUSE I'M FUCKING FABULOUS BITCHES! 



*grabs magic pencil*  ✏



*Gives autographs to fake fans*



Ee shla haba blaba
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 This is the end. 








JUST KIDDING! 



MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*catches breath*



MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*laughter continues*




....




*chokes on laughter*



*dies*

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*At funeral*



Patrick: Goodbye evil Doodle! 
Spongebob: No, no he was not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose. 


Due to the death of our beloved Doodlebob, we ask you to send a prayer and thanks for the life of Doodlebob. Today, we shall not grieve over the death of this once, day-brightening creature, but celebrate the life of this amazing being who once roamed these ocean waters. 


Thank you, and good bye!