Helooooo!
*Squeals*
My name is:
Christopher (Ok)
Ambrose (So girly)
Dane-Tomas (Thanx mum and dad)
No seriously!
If you ever need to be comforted, or simply need an ear to whisper to, I’m always here, and what you say to me will be our secret. I’m always here if you need me :)
*Reaches for a hug*
I'm in love with the world, and life. Don't diss me. Life is precious. Don't forget that!
When I was born, my family noticed something was wrong with me. A trip to the Doctors and we were confronted with the diagnosis; Spazelepticinsanity; A deadly disease more commonly known as insanity. From that moment on I (and those around me) have had to deal with:
> My crazy outbursts of dance in the middle of the supermarket (And any other public place)
> My habit of sticking (large) things up my nose
> My constantly changing hair colour
> The fact that I hardly ever act like a real seventeen-year-old
> MY CRAZYNESS! BOOYAH!
> The fact that I carry my miniature pet tortoise ‘Tolstoy’ everywhere
> My love of music that is so loud that your ears bleed (PUNK ROCK!!!)
> My metal guitar playing at 1:00 in the morning
IF I DON'T FAN YOU BACK THEN PM ME AND I'LL GET TO IT!
I forget! Remind me!
Anyway. I can’t write, except for this poem which I wrote just now:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I was born GEORGEOUS
What happened to you?
@Knight_To_E5 It's simple. Anyone who is mean to her will need damn good dental records to have their body identified. Ok?
@Von_Eskemett_Squveek My real sister! O.o Love you sis.
@The_Artful_Dodger My real cousin! Fan this woman!
@White_Parade You're awesome girl! Go get em!
@TomDaleyTheSecond You totally kick ass! Rock on!
@Deleteproflie2 Watty tortoise keeper twin! Girl you rock!
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Don't lable me! Im a PRINCESS and DAMNED proud of it!!!!
- MY MIND :) Ok fine, California
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