Im_potat

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IM FUCKING CRYING WE HAD BEEF TODAY (like usual) AND THIS TIME SOMEONE WANTED TO GET AND COOK AN ENTIRE LEG AND AFTER THEY COOKED IT HE TOOK THE MEAT OFF THE BONE AND GAVE IT TO ME HAND SAID "U have this for _my bf's name_ AND HE EVEN CARVED "BONER" INTO IT 
          	
          	I FUCKING LOVE HIM

ur_big_daddy14

What if im 50% straight?

Im_potat

@ur_big_daddy14 aww i wish it was egg salad sandwich
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Im_potat

@ur_big_daddy14 whats the other 50%? egg salad sandwich?
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Im_potat

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IM FUCKING CRYING WE HAD BEEF TODAY (like usual) AND THIS TIME SOMEONE WANTED TO GET AND COOK AN ENTIRE LEG AND AFTER THEY COOKED IT HE TOOK THE MEAT OFF THE BONE AND GAVE IT TO ME HAND SAID "U have this for _my bf's name_ AND HE EVEN CARVED "BONER" INTO IT 
          
          I FUCKING LOVE HIM

Im_potat

Im having a problem
          
          i have 2 fics that i want to put on the best fanfic ive ever read reading list but the list has a one fic at a time limit

Patato12

@Im_potat 
            * new fanfics yayyyyyy *
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Im_potat

MAD TSAI IS SUCH A VIBE I SWEAR

FerretXChick143

@Im_potat THAT BOY
            MIGHT BE THE WORST BUT DAMN HE LOOKS FIIIINE HE MAKES THE DEVIL
            WET HIS BED AT NIGHTTIIIIIIIIIIIIME HE MAKES THEM FALL DON'T TO THEIR KNEEEES AND CRY DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU WHEN YOU DIE! OH OOOOOOOOOOOH!
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Callista_Holmes

@Im_potat Teach me, please me
            Then you're off to leave me
            For somebody else who makes you feel like I do
            Boys, beware 'cause he enjoys the thrill of chasing
            Breaks you down so he can wipe your tears
            He'll hug you with a knife behind his back and smile
            And when he's had his fun, he disappears (fun, he disappears)
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Im_potat

@IslaAndrew1849 i never learned my lesson i held the knife but you had the gun, say yes to heaven u chew my heart like bubblegum
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Im_potat

I know for a fact that hyunjin has a wattpad acc irl, i dont know if he just reads the more regular things of if hes in fanfic land but he definetly has wattpad irl

Patato12

@Im_potat  why though? It isn’t too bad …
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Im_potat

@Patato12 im analysing ur acc and have decided to worry
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Im_potat

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update i fucking love google (it just added the felix thing)
          
          When a lithium battery is swallowed the best thing to do is always call a Poison Control Center or go to Urgent Care/Hospital, but in the unlikely case where this would not be possible eat or drink slightly basic elements such as baking soda or TUMS, as the bases in them will counteract the battery acid and your stomach will digest the rest of the metal.
          
          Felix Yongbok Lee is the 5th oldest member of the K-pop group Stray Kids and is commonly referred to as a 'chick'.

Im_potat

@am33mee143 i may be in the top engineering program in the country but that doesnt mean im smart
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