Hello People of Wattpad!!! 

I am a unicorn from the planet homosexual and I am here to sprinkle my magic upon all of you :3

No, the picture is not of me, it is of the amazing and gorgeous Jordan Witzigreuter of The Ready Set

Anyway, a little bit about myself:
I'm gay (if you couldn't tell by my planetary origins :L)

I love The Ready Set (Thus the username), Black Veil Brides, Paramore, Katy Perry, and Blood on the Dancefloor

I love flipping my hair flirtatiously and chewing gum :33

I like mustaches. They're sexy as hell.

I have a voice inside my head that talks to me inside brackets.

[Such as this]

I dream of someday marrying Jordan from TRS

NEVER interupt me when I'm trying to listen to music. EVER. You will regret it.

I play the Tenor Saxophone, cause I'm amazing like that.

My favorite song is Soular Flares by The Ready Set

I live in a magical forest with my homosexual penguin fairies in a land far in the depths of my pants. 

If you have a problem with anything I just said, well then...... :P 

LOVE ME T.T

P.S. if you are wondering why I refuse to set a pic of myself as my profile, it is because I am an honest to god photophobic T.T

P.S.S. If you can't tell already, I. LOVE. THE READY SET. LOOK THEM UP. NOW. DO IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.