Adam

More like shameless incest supporter

Hello everyooneee
          
          So I'm really sorry I've been offline, but for anyone with Hangouts, my email is
          Justasinnerpassingbydontmindme@gmail.com
          I'll be much, much more active there!

I was just watching an Omegle trolling video and the guy dressed as joker with take boobs in and holding a chicken's head between them is just singing
          
          “This is how you please
          
          A man
          
          With
          
          Your
          
          Boobies”
          
          
          And I'm DYING

One of my friends at school was at English class and had to read a passage
          And instead if hippopotamus 
          She said
          ‘HIPPOSAURUS’

Today's my birthday! 
          
          Now a full two years since I've become an adult... 
          
          
          
          AND I STILL AM NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO NOT LAUGH WHEN THE KETHUP BOTTLE FARTS
          
          
          GOD DAMNIT

Holy shit, it's another fuckin' day! 
          It's the best day ever again! 
          Cuz I'm a stupid fuckin' cat 
          And I don't know shit! 
          And I don't know what it is to be sad! 
          
          I think I'll run around for no good reason, 
          And act like there's stuff I gotta do. 
          I have no idea how much the world sucks
          Cuz I have no reference leveelll! 
          
          HOLY HELL
          THAT GUY'S BRINGING ME FOOD! 
          This food sucks, but I don't even know it. 
          
          NOW I'M SHITTIN' IN A BOX
          CUZ I DONT GIVE A FUCK! 
          And the guy throws it out for me. 
          
          Now I think I'll lie down here
          NOW I THINK I'LL LIE DOWN HERE! 
          Cuz I got no fuckin' bills to pay
          
          Sometimes I look out windows 
          Cuz I'm stupid as hell! 
          
          HOLY CHRIST IT'S A PIECE OF PAPERRR. 
          
          I have no idea how pointless I am
          And I don't even know I'm gonna die! 
          
          Now it's time to go to bed, 
          Gotta get some fuckin' rest! 
          Cuz it's the best day ever tomorrowwwww!!! 

Don't trust Market Basket, guys. 
          
          In the 'take a penny, leave a Penny thing'
          
          I saw
          
          
          
          A 
          
          
          Q u a r t e r
          
          
          
          They lyin' to us. 

I SAW A GIRAFFE WITH A SHORT NECK
          
          
          THAT WAS SAD
          
          
          
          OR A Deer.. 

My whole family thinks I'm gay! 
          
          
          
          My very own BOYFRIEND thinks I'm gay!
          
          
          
          
          
          
          And you probably think I'm gay too. 
          
          
          
          
          Wow this post is counterproductive. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          (I'm not sorry for spamming you for this, my spams will brighten up your day and I'm dAMN PROUD. 

September twenty fourth is national squirrel day. 
          
          
          
          
          
          That message was worth loosing followers.