Hello, my name is Craig. This the part where I tell you interesting and fascinating things about myself. As you may have already surmised I am of the male gender, and you would be correct. Beyond that, what else would you like to know? Sure I could go on about my age, height, weight, political and religious beliefs which would either endear me to your hearts or perhaps repulse and disgust you to no end. I am neither evil incarnate not am I a holy vessel of goodness. I am just another writer on Wattpad hoping to find an audience for the stories that I have, or will create.
     Obviously I know even less about you, even though under location I claim to be in the next room. (We will pause, while you go and check....) (I just moved to the next room beyond the next room.) But that's not important.
     What is important is that we are both human beings, (Or at least one of us is.) and that we all share a commonality. We all experience joy, sorrow, anger, depression, elation etc. to varying degrees but hopefully not at the same time.
Hopefully with my stories you will be able to relate to the characters and their predicaments and enjoy them and more importantly you will want to share them with others.
    The stories that you will find here hopefully will be humorous, or at least that is my intention. What I might find hilarious you may not, and that's okay. the undead are a really tough audience. My deepest desire is that these stories will make you smile and laugh just a little. If they make you go into convulsions and cause you to lose control of your bladder I am really, really sorry. But really I am just looking to take a little of the blahs out of your day.
    So if you want to picture me as a nerdy high schooler, a hunchbacked Scottish dwarf, a Mexican chef, or a transgender Las Vagas show girl feel free to do so. I can be whatever inspires you to read my stories.
(Oh great, now I have to write some stories! )