Hello every body, seeing as your reading this I assume that you are on my profile page (I know- incredibly clever, I should be a detective) so thank you for coming whatever your reason is. It might be to check the rest of my poems or....to drop a little hate comment on my profile- I don't mind a good ol' e-fight once in a while!
What else, well I write stories...obviously

I'm a sucker for sports, a fan of Winter and a good person (I think) The main word which would describe me is Sarcastic...It is quite shocking that I haven't been sarcastic once throughout this whole thing. 

Inspiriation comes from every day things which get me thinking...I'm a thinker...an idealist and artist and I hope you like my stuff. 
Some of my favorite quotes-

You can only fight one man at a time with a sword, but, with a pen, you can compose a lecture to bore legions of enemy troops to death.”  
― Lindsay Buroker, 

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because your so hilarious.― Don't know...

I may look calm but in my head I've killed you three times―Unknown

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I must be a potato―Unknown... again

We have so much in common! You want to travel and I want you to go!―Erm... Who knows...

Humanity is losing its geniuses, Newton passed away, Einstein died and I'm not feeling to well today...―Unknown... again.

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words but he told me to reduce stress in my life which is more or less the same thing.―I dunno...

Some people just need a hug! Around their neck... with a rope...―A genius

Do you know the awesome feeling when you finally understand maths? Me neither...― Someone who's bad at maths...  

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I might update this afterwards...:>