who just turned me into a goth girl. 😤

Oh fuck oh shit I almost died guys I'm still here

I spammed my friends a dancing cow 
          They keep leaving the gc
          As if they could escape me, you stuck with me and deep fried memes sweet heart 

Hi :)

You, me, gas station.
          What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! 
          Uh-oh, there was a roofie in inside of our gas station sushi! 
          We blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY fish.
          You know what that means..
          Fish orgy!
          The stench draws in a bear, what do we do?
          We're gonna fight it!
          Bear fight, bare handed, bare....naked?
          O h  y e s P l e a s e.
          We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck e. Cheese.
          DANCE.
          DANCE.
          REVOLUTION.
          Revolution?
          Overthrow the government?
          Uh, I think so?!?
          Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated into Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet flying into the sun.
          Blackout again, wake up, do a bump.
          Whiteout. (Which I didn't know you could do)
          Then I smoked a joint.
          GREENed-out
          Then I turned into the sun.
          Uh-oh!
          Looks like the meth is kicking in!
          Whajwhhaabchhgjhghvhggjghvhhjchmjjkggykjlhfykukgulgihugkugk
          Ah
          A h
          A H GHA
          AHAAAGG
          (I'm sorry Lmao)
          
          

Damn I made a grammar mistake, now I must suffer the wrath of my smartass friends. 

Hi, I'm Archie, if you get a notification about this message that means you follow me! (Thanks btw T_T)
          
          Thought I'd like to uh share some information about me..
          
          I'm a Male o w o (I'm sorry gamers)
          Artist! 
          hHHhh way too awkward 
          My favorite color is Orange
          
          Interests!:
          Art (any kind), making friends, animating, minecraft, animal crossing! 
          if you can convince me, I will agree on doing a rp (honestly, I haven't role played in so long I may have forgotten how to lmao I'm sorry once again)
          
          Social media):
          ZinkZ (YouTube)
           
          I hate to bother people, I'm honestly nervous to post things like this. 
          I love talking to other btw! 

I see.
          FIGHT ME ARCHIE
          1V1