I AM AN ALIEN FROM THE PLANET HSSMNKDHDHJBATRON MY FATHER SENT ME HERE TO EXPLORE THE EARTH I THEN FEEL MADLY IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN BY THE NAME OF ZAYN MALIK THEN MY HUSBAND AND I HAD SEX AND WE FORGOT ABOUT A THING U GUYS CALL CON--DA EMMS SO THE RESULT WAS ME GIVING BIRTH TO 45321568200000 HALF ALIEN HALF HUMAN KIDS I LEARNED ABOUT EARTH AND EXPLORED JUST LIKE MY DAD TOLD ME TO AND DISCOVERED CHOCLATE  MY FINAL CUNCLOSION ABOUT EARTH....... THIS... IS .... FUCKING TASTY MORE GIVE IT MAMA.

UMM NUMMM NUMMMM MOREEEEEEEEEEE 

THEN NUTELLA CAME INTO MY LIFE...

RHIANNA VOICE- WHERE HAVE U BEEN ALL MY LIFEE 
I GOT A DIVORSE WITH ZAYN AND IM HAPPILY LIVING WITH MY TRUE  SOUL MATE 

                                                          NUTELLA 
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