Hello

Itz me

I was wondering if I have anything you'd like to read

Because if there ain't a thing

...

then I'm wasting my time, frankly. 



Here are some life tips for you:

1. When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people you don't like.

2. We get it. I know, it's not just you, a lot of people do it. Crying when cutting onions. Here's the trick, it's a lot easier to if you haven't formed an emotional bond with it first. 

3. If you lost your bookmark, use ketchup instead.

4. Don't be sad. Because sad spelled backwards is das and das is not gud.



that's all i got.