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No, I'm not that person who is crying over a Pride weekend in a book while this woman talks to her lover on the phone, laughing at every non-funny joke he makes in a train. And no, it's not at all 12 at night and I'm absolutely not *this* close to telling her to shut the fuck up.
Like, come on, ma'am, you do you and stuff, but I'm sure that lover of yours would be better off not having you torture any of your fellow passengers.