If your story needs a book trailer, you can ask me:
http://www.tinyurl.com/p9paq3z

All the book trailers I have made so far:
http://www.youtube.com/user/CrazyIMG/videos

All the art covers I have made so far:
http://s1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa428/Immanuel_IMG/


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Favourite quotes from "The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm"


Anniversary - Try forgetting it, and you'll see what the hell it means.


Atheist - A person who privately prays that they don't turn out to be wrong.


Biased - What pissed-off liberals call people they suspect might have a point.


Bottled Water - Tap water made more platable by a label with a mountain on it.


Caesar, Julius - Dictator of ancient Rome. His nearly fifteen years of conquest, which resulted in the formation of the entire Roman Empire; now reduced to a salad.


Determined - About to fail.


Dictator - A tyrannical ruler. Some people who have been labeled as dictators throughout history include Mussolini, Stalin, and parents who even remotely suggest that their child might want to do less text messaging.


Education - Sumthing that ewsed tu one tyme be valewed in the U.S. of Amurica, butt now iz not so mutch annymor.