This is a almost dead account. Appearances are rare so take advantage. 









Well hello person who crashed onto my profile. I have been on Wattpad for about 3 years now.. so I no new kid to the game. Well cheers to me: a donkey 

I'm an average guy, besides the fact that I am Immortal. and I am a donkey. Good luck. You are going to need it and its not going to work.

I hate everything. (well almost) so don't bother me with pointless drivel. I happen to be a lot like eeyore, and the grinch, but there's no way my heart can grow, because I don't have one. And no I've already tried the wizard. I hate him too. 

If anything bad happens its not my fault, its fate.