23 year old small town girl livin' in a lonely world, who took the midnight tra- wait, no I didn't. Did I? No, that was someone else. 
 
 Yeah, mhm. 

  So I guess this is the part where I tell you unnecessary information about myself. Well how about a nice, funny joke instead, huh? 

  *insert gnarly joke here* 
  *cue audience laugh*

  Oh, stop it, I'm blushing. 


...There. Glad to know that's over with. 

  The only useful piece of info is the fact that I'm an uptown girl livin in an uptown world- Oh, and I like puns. But that's beside the point. 

  The point is... I'm so lonely, I have nobody, so please accept the fact that I wanna know what love is, and I want you people to show me.