ImperfectIrwin

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Fuck guys these really attractive guys just showed up at my door and they were talking about some bill (they thought I was the owner of the household) but it was really funny because when i first opened the door the first guy says hi and the second guy says "we wanna be your friends :)" an I started laughing and they started laughing and it was honestly great and they started talking to me about my neighbors while we waited for my mom because I told them I didnt really know them and they had a small conversation with each of my neighbors so they got to know them a little and I'm really sick rn so my voice sound really bad but I guess the second guy noticed because he liked asked if I was sick and stuff and honestly I haven't had any social interactions all week and this was probably the highlight of my week idk  

LullabySky

Me when i barely have human interactions  for a week
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ImperfectIrwin

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Fuck guys these really attractive guys just showed up at my door and they were talking about some bill (they thought I was the owner of the household) but it was really funny because when i first opened the door the first guy says hi and the second guy says "we wanna be your friends :)" an I started laughing and they started laughing and it was honestly great and they started talking to me about my neighbors while we waited for my mom because I told them I didnt really know them and they had a small conversation with each of my neighbors so they got to know them a little and I'm really sick rn so my voice sound really bad but I guess the second guy noticed because he liked asked if I was sick and stuff and honestly I haven't had any social interactions all week and this was probably the highlight of my week idk  

LullabySky

Me when i barely have human interactions  for a week
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ImperfectIrwin

Cute/Random lil things about my dog: 
          
          •he gets nervous when going down the stairs so you gotta give him a lil motivation
          
          •he hates being alone so he often follows me wherever I go 
          
          •he likes attention like its literally something he craves
          
          •when napping he likes to either sleep by my feet (so he can rest his head on my legs) or by my head so he can lay his head near my pillow 
          
          •he doesn't like meeting new people (he gets extremely rowdy if there is someone unfamiliar  in the house) 
          
          •if anyone gets too close to me he gets very jealous and angry 
          
          •he meets me by the door as soon as I enter the house (its literally so cuteomyfhcki) 
          
          •whenever he does something bad he hides himself in my blankets 
          
          •he likes to lick my forehead & Nose as soon as I wake up 
          
          •he can tell when I'm sad so he'll usually spend the most time with me during that period 
          
          •he hates baths but he likes to lay around in my bathroom (and he even jumped in my mom's bath once ) 
          
          •he was abused before we got him so he hates when my siblings fight/yell and he becomes even more protective then
          
          •he hates dog food (I dont know WHY WE'VE LITERALLY TRIED SO MANY BRANDS AND SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF SOFT & HARD FOOD OMG) 
          
          I have a lot more but I just wanted to tell you guys a few things about my dog because I literally ADORE HIM SO MUCH I 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          

ImperfectIrwin

I literally don't update anymore yikes and I'm sorry but like I'm not as into 5sos as I use to be and I mainly ship malum but I have two unfinished lashton stories published and its honestly so tragic that it takes me hours to write a few hundred words that I always end up deleting anyway eh