I'll be eating my Oreos in the pansexual closet. 
I'm so deep in there I'm finding christmas presents from 2016. 
My room is pastel themed and all my clothes are pink. 
Oreos may be artifical chocolate but they helped me through the darkest times, Aka: When I was hungry (Worst times of my life) 
Thin Oreos > Thick Oreos (I am not body shameing them) 

Come to the closet and knock 3 times, spin, and do an irish dance to call me out from there. I'll be waiting for you brave solider. Love you.