-I am a living human food vacuum
-I love to read, sing and play the piano
- Consider myself a songwriter
-Suck at drawing
-Failed math 
-I hum when I pee
-Everyone who knows me agrees I'm crazy and should be locked up (except my grandma)
- I make a really weird yet funny some-unknown-yet-bird imitation
- My eyebrows are so... hairy...
-I have dimples (actually I have just one,I find kinda weird...)
-I eat when I'm bored... I'm always bored ...we all now know why I'm chubby...
- I sincerely love my awesomely awesome 5 best friends, quoting mah book and mah bestie @iscribague "we are polar opposites and are like the wolf pack from the hangover; seriously throw in: a shameless sarcastic bad-ass with serious anger management issues @iscribague, a shy clumsy nut-job @perlamarina, a mysterious Nutella hipster freak @isaisabooklover, a funny  human food vacuum with no shame (that  would be me),  a crazy dude that doesn't understand the meaning of stop-doing-that-there-are-people-recording @jtomasdiaz and a quiet midget (no wattpad ...) . What you get from that is us , no dignity, lots of funny fights and really weird situations. nothing even remotely normal" 
--I LOVE FOOD AND If you know me (or not)  that's what I want as a gift (Nutella or meatballs would be fine)
-I suck at dancing and I go to dancing class with my mom... please don't picture it
- I LOVE Naruto and Harry  Potter but my mom doesn't let me love them -_-'
- I am an anime and manga lover
- I'm Christian 
- I love to help but I'm too lazy to do it
- My mom makes me work every freaking damn summer
- When I go working with my mom I actually work.. and my payment is in between money and food
- I can never complete a diet cause, again, I love food
- I'm 18
- I love minions and oompa loompas
- I still watch cartoons 
- I love The Mentalist and WB funny series
-My sense of humor is fucked up
- I'm dominican

I used up the 2000 words... If u read ALL this.. we should hang out...