I have probably fell off my bunk bed more times than the amount of weeks I've been alive.  I have a scar from dropping fire on my leg, because I lit a string on fire and the fire fell on my skin.  I, one time black out at school due to dehydration. Despite all of that, I am able to stand on a unstable log that's not even as wide as my 2 feet, and it's the height of my legs, for more than an 1 hour without falling off.  And that is why I am called the TrueOof.  My favorite song: Some Nights by: FUN. Random comment I have written: One of the only ways I like guacamole is having an orange push-pop dipped into it.