Imthegayonenotmybro

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Hey, u still have Instagram? So I can text u pls

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Attention all Eurovison song contest watchers
          
          What do you think about the Iceland performance "think about things"?
          
          I just want to know if I'm weird for thinking it's a bop and what others think of it

My friend got a haircut and I joked and said it looked like a lesbian Karen haircut
          
          No it wasn't a full Karen haircut
          
          Yes she is gæ

We are doing Macbeth in English in our school and so far the only good part of it was looking through the book and finding 
          "what, you egg! Young fry of treachery!"
          -Stabs him-
          
          So if any of you are doing Macbeth in school remember "act 4 scene 3" (I think XD)

One of my mates got me a notebook for my birthday and it says "happy thoughts" on the front, what I've been using it for (other then drawings) is very... well see for yourself
          Ahem..
          1: I wanna die lol
          2: hail Satan 
          3: when we die we won't be remembered
          4: stop feminists so we (girls) don't get drafted
          5: work on the kitchens to poison mens food and have the girls to ourselves 
          6: turn my cat into Satan 
          7: write a good story about a cult (don't ask)
          8: build a concentration camp
          9: find the reincarnation of Hitler and trick him into making me world leader
          10: it is called hentai and it is art (if you know the meme you deserve a gold star)
          
          And that's not even the best ones

*A normal conversation between my friends*
          Me: Nicolas Cage once did magic mushrooms with his cat
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          No wonder I had no friends in primary
          

I just found an anime that is called 'samurai pizza cats'
          
          
          Nothing you say will stop me from watching it

If ya wanna die and you know it say skeet skeet!
          
          
          Skeet Skeet