yo yo yo, it's your favorite nonstory-posting hoe, Simon. (it's better if you pronounce 'Simon' as 'sy-moan')
If you somehow do want to read stories I write go over to my writing account: FruitFlavoredCandy
I don't know what I'm doing in my life anymore, send holy water and a bible.
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