I'm a simple woman.
I see 'Daddy' as a tag and I click 'Add to library'.
Yooooo waddup fam welcome to the kool kidz page where we make sex jokes and contemplate the meaning of our existence
I live in Texas so I will not hesitate to send my heard of cattle after your sorry ass
Eren is my child if you hurt him I will slice you with my spork
I'm really blunt and my humour is very dry. And my mind is very morbid. And I will 100% fite you if you step on my shoe heel
I also make fun of offensive things because I'm a cunt
- Your air vents
- JoinedJuly 12, 2016
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