I am married to this one thing named Hannah, and this weirdo named Justin but Hannah is very stupid and Justin is a little too aggressive(but only when he's playing Destiny 2). They are very weird and they actually scare me because they belong in a mental institution. But no one will put them in there because they bite ankles, they tickle toes, and they lick fingers. They really are something else and really "unique" people. They both are big black tall dumb banana munching, chicken crunching, watermelon eating, silverback gorillas. They are both very tall and attractive, but don't go through my photos in my phone because they got they secrets and I got too many pictures of them being monkeys. Anyway... I am black and gay. That's all. But if you see those two banana munchers, who are usually eating fried chicken, please report them to the S.W.A.T. team because they are a danger to you and your family and your toes. Keep your feet on the bed, because if you leave them hanging out, they may get a couple of licks in. It is very unsafe to be around them. They're like the dogs your friend says won't bite. But they do bite. Especially toes and fingies. They like appendages that hang off of your body. So seeing those little toes hanging off the bed may make them act up and want to take a bite. You know what I'm saying? Steer clear of them. They are a harm to the world, just as COVID-19 is. Accept they will freak you out to death. Not get into your body and do weird things. They save that for me. <3
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- JoinedMarch 20, 2021
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