Don't sue me if you scope this page out and feel the horror of inevitable disappointment creep up your neck. Let's be rational, alright? I have no money anyways, just sayin'...anyways *Clears throat* Click on a story...go ahead. It won't bite, I promise. Sure it's not the MOST exciting thing you've ever wasted your time on, but hey, it's better than what you were probably planning on doing. Don't worry, I'm in the same boat as you *Sighs for seventy long years*

What? You're still reading this? Dang, how bored ARE you? If you're gonna stick it out THIS long then I might as well tell you what's going on around here. I like to complain. You do too. Come on now, don't look at me like I'm obnoxious. I know you like whining just as much as I do -w- Or if you don't...then why are you still here? That's what I'm here for...partially, anyways.

Don't worry, it's not gonna just be me having meltdowns all day. I'm sure you'll find a good story...lost in the sea of hatred for people of every kind...maybe >.>

AHA. You're still looking for another reason to click on something? Well...*chuckles evilly* I actually have...nothing else to add -_- I know. I can hear your sighs and groans already. Every time someone reads this a pang of hate is sent my way. Have mercy T^T

Oh yeah, and ENJOY.                                    (Or don't xD)