InTheLandOfAiren

I can cross off Invincible to cars now:
          	I got hit head on (shoulder, face, arm) by a large truck going 35 mph two hours ago (rolled under and driver heard big thunk) and it felt like a small tap. No bruises, no scratches, no bleeding, nothing. I just got up and was like, why is everybody acting weird. EMT found nothing wrong with me and I got to continue with my shopping. The officer even drove me to the store.

InTheLandOfAiren

Umm, God? IDK, really cool though, right? Don't imagine I'm going to try it again as it was a little embarrassing having all those people hover over me
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WarriorOfShaddai

lol, Nice. How did you manage that?
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WanderingAether

apparently there were two clowns in the park last night. i did not see them but i kinda wish they had come over and said what's up. i figured I'd do to you, what i wish they had done to me. ...and taken out of context, that last sentence could sound bad. especially if you're actually picturing a clown somewhere in there. so, hi! 
                                                               sincerely,
                                                                    Zeke

InTheLandOfAiren

I can cross off Invincible to cars now:
          I got hit head on (shoulder, face, arm) by a large truck going 35 mph two hours ago (rolled under and driver heard big thunk) and it felt like a small tap. No bruises, no scratches, no bleeding, nothing. I just got up and was like, why is everybody acting weird. EMT found nothing wrong with me and I got to continue with my shopping. The officer even drove me to the store.

InTheLandOfAiren

Umm, God? IDK, really cool though, right? Don't imagine I'm going to try it again as it was a little embarrassing having all those people hover over me
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WarriorOfShaddai

lol, Nice. How did you manage that?
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