I can cross off Invincible to cars now:
I got hit head on (shoulder, face, arm) by a large truck going 35 mph two hours ago (rolled under and driver heard big thunk) and it felt like a small tap. No bruises, no scratches, no bleeding, nothing. I just got up and was like, why is everybody acting weird. EMT found nothing wrong with me and I got to continue with my shopping. The officer even drove me to the store.