Haven't written anything in a while and was watching a men writing women video so I (as a man) wanted to attempt writing men in a similar way.
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Matt stared longly at Jeff's perky, round buttocks. They bounced joyously as he walked. Matt had ordered a coffee and was excited for it to come. As Jeff made his way back, Matt noticed another detail. "Sorry, Sir, but we're out of caramel. Would it be alright if I asked you to order something else half price?" Matt analyzed his waitor carefully. His firm nipples erected themselves in attempt to escape Jeff's shirt. Matt took this as a sure sign he was telling the truth. "Ah, sure. I'll just have a regular black coffee then. Also, I'll still pay full price if you don't mind." Jeff's blush was obvious. He was so surely lured in by Matt's skilled tactics. "Sir, that's very gentlemanly of you! You must be a man of high standing!" Aha! Matt grinned as he knew he'd caught his fish; hook, line, and sinker.