InactiveAcctDNI

Refusing to roll up my pants legs cause I'm already a level 400 bisexual and can't handle the power of 420.

In_A_Roleplay_Daze

Do you do vore? I rp as females

InactiveAcctDNI

@Charity_Spencer 
            At the current moment I'll not be taking roleplay requests from anyone except close friends. I've become a bit more introverted over the pandemic and might not involve myself much here again for at least a year while I rediscover my sense of self.
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InactiveAcctDNI

Haven't written anything in a while and was watching a men writing women video so I (as a man) wanted to attempt writing men in a similar way.
          
          : 
          Matt stared longly at Jeff's perky, round buttocks. They bounced joyously as he walked. Matt had ordered a coffee and was excited for it to come. As Jeff made his way back, Matt noticed another detail. "Sorry, Sir, but we're out of caramel. Would it be alright if I asked you to order something else half price?" Matt analyzed his waitor carefully. His firm nipples erected themselves in attempt to escape Jeff's shirt. Matt took this as a sure sign he was telling the truth. "Ah, sure. I'll just have a regular black coffee then. Also, I'll still pay full price if you don't mind." Jeff's blush was obvious. He was so surely lured in by Matt's skilled tactics. "Sir, that's very gentlemanly of you! You must be a man of high standing!" Aha! Matt grinned as he knew he'd caught his fish; hook, line, and sinker. 

InactiveAcctDNI

Accidentally stumbled on some furry porn where an antho lion's dick turned into a griffins beak. 
          
          I don't know how to explain how that's exactly what it feels like to go to the bathroom with my current bits.
          
          Is this same for other trans people or just me? 

InactiveAcctDNI

*anthro 
            Can't spell, it's 5 AM
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InactiveAcctDNI

I mean... who DOESN'T leave their food sitting out for a couple hours before eating it??? Cold food is totally the best. 

InactiveAcctDNI

I love it so much XD
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MiMiWantsHeadPats

@SeanKorey also dude to be clear I'm not insulting you, I'm just sharing some hella good roasts 
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MiMiWantsHeadPats

@SeanKorey you seem like the type of person to help a car cross the street
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