IncognitoBeatGod

Seriously write whatever you want about people that are not real but respect the people who are real.
          	Wilbur has said he's fine with stans, shipping, fanfics, etc...
          	But not schlattm hope you understand

IncognitoBeatGod

You're telling me if I write generic Vkook fics where Tae is a rich ass man and Jungkook gets sold to him I might get above half a view on my stories??? *furiously takes notes*
          Jk idc about views I'm here for shits, giggles and existential dread
          
          Also why is Taekook vs Vmin a thing- I hope stans know the personal relationships of artists are none of their business? Why are there 1098073487984743 vids trying to prove that Taekook is real please get a life

IncognitoBeatGod

Hey hey hey brethren I published a whole ass 1300 words with no aggressive sarcasm in it, if any of yall 3 wanna check that out, you can. It's gonna be an (I expect) pretty long one shot collection, and it's probably like every other one shot collection out there, but I like it and I will protect it.

stupidwriterguy

i strive to have your type of chaotic energy

IncognitoBeatGod

@stansaregrossngl If by majesticness you mean bad crossover of Douglas Adams books and Elon Musk tweets then I think I would qualify this as more of a curse. I have become incapable of wording my thoughts without adding obscure references and bad irony, send help. 
            And honestly I quite like your fics, I admire people who write without having the compulsory need to be aggressively sarcastic, and you can actually convey human emotion unlike 90% of wattpad
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stupidwriterguy

@IncognitoBeatGod i've done the same but i still don't write the majesticness that is your fics so
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IncognitoBeatGod

@stansaregrossngl It comes naturally after watching the rising water vod 30 times over the course of two months
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IncognitoBeatGod

this message may be offensive 
Just found out Wilbur Soot's real name is William Gold, how the fuck do I handle this information what the fuck. William Gold is such a pretty name though, and it suits him a lot, cuz that guy is gold. Like, honestly, I'm trying not to be a stan because stans are questionable (tho he's said he's fine with them so ig no harm done as long as you ain't creepy), but Wilbur is such a pretty guy and he makes my heart soft. He's also big smart and big dumb at the same time, and his content brightens my bad days considerably. Dude is literal human gold please protect him from harm.

IncognitoBeatGod

Did I have bigger ambitions in life than writing about funny mic man on wattpad? Maybe. Do I remember them? No. *insert hollow meme*

IncognitoBeatGod

If I can make a career out of writing JSchlatt fanfic I absolutely will 
            Ngl I'll probably make one of my characters in one of my original books Jschlatt and no one will ever know, and when I'm a worldwide famous millionaire, I'll reveal that it was funny mic man all along
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