Steve’s _hairbrush

Wtf I swear to the fucking devil my cat just panted wtf bros trying to be a dog I have no clue if cats pant but that bitch sounded just like a dog and it freaked me out so bad I keep glancing at him while I right this 

EVERYBODY, JOIN OUR CULT, THE FLM CULT (furniture lives matter). WE WILL SLOWLY TAKE OVER WATTPAD BY EXPLAINING OUR REASONS WHY WE NEED TO PROTEST FOR THESE HOPELESS LIVES BEING USED TO F3CK ON. THEY (chairs, beds, kitchen counters, tables, etc…) ARE BEING USED, AND CUMMED ON AND THEY DESERVE BETTER. TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW ON WATTPAD TO JOIN US. IF YOU GO TO MY ACCOUNT, YOU WILL SEE THE COLORS BROWN, GREEN AND ORANGE AS THE COVER AND THE CREATOR’S ACCOUNT. Goodbye and thank you.

That pfp is not okay LMFAOOO