Hmmm... what do I want you to know about me? Hmm...uhhh...(thinking really hard face)... brain blast! 

Well we can start with books! I love reading! 
 
Troll: "No duh you love reading, this is wattpad idiot". 

Me: "Why you gotta be so ruuuuddeee"!

I guess i could tell you the kinds of stories I love! Basically i'll read any thing, but i'm drawn to Fantasy, Si-Fi, Action, Adventure and the Supernatural. 

Troll: " Haha nerrrrdddd!!!!" 

Me: "Yeah well you're uhh... you've got..." *goes to cry in a corner*

Besides books I guess I like Music. 

Me: "Don't even start troll, I already know what you are going to say." (In my best baby dumb dumb voice) "Huhhh your so dumb everyone likes music. WHHHAAAA". 

Troll: "Actually no... I was going to say please continue sir." He says with his legs crossed sipping tea sophisticatedly . 

Me: "Oh... really... OK thank you the-

Troll: "JK NEEERRRRDDDD!

Me: AHHHHHH!

As I was saying I looooooooooooooo (3 hours later) ooooovvvvvvve music! Every genre too (except country). I'll admit a little Tay-Tay is my guilty pleasure but only her. The Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate and- sorry guys getting distracted. 

Mainly i'm a man of tame taste and calm music...JK, LOL... EDM, Dubstep, Rap, Hip Hop, Trap, House, Deep House (all the Houses) I absolutely love melodic Dubstep with female vocals. When I get chill down my back... *Sigh* Dem feels tho. 

Finally I guess I should move on to Movies and sense of humor. 

Troll: "Sense of humor. What sense of humor?" 

Me: "OK that's it!" *Cocks back shot gun*

Ahh... now that that is taken care of we need to get back to my taste in humor and movies. Well i love Comedy... all of it. Jim Carry, Adam Santler, Kevin Hart etc. I can have a dark sense of humor to but, lets not delve into that *lets out evil laugh* Mawwwhhhahhahahah!!!

Oh I love anime as well soooo if you got any anime you wanna talk about hit me up. 

Me: "Oh crap I'm almost out of wor-"