IndieShockwave

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Ever have those days where you kinda wanna fall out your window and never get up again? Having one today. 

Hey have you heard about Jack and his girlfriend got broken up

Does anyone here write? I have a request I wanna ask somebody who has more talent and motivation if they can write this.

Ownnsnsjsj I miss you!! I’m glad you’re back! 

This account describes me 

Describe your sex life in one theme song.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          ARE YA READY KIDS?!
          AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
          PULL DOWN YOUR TROUSERS!
          AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
          O O O O H H H H H H H H H
          
          
          
          
          (Not my joke, btw. My friend Jaden, who looks an awful like like young Hitler with glasses, told me it.)

Yeah. I'm crabby. And you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That's right. I thought it'd be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named Los Congrejos. It turns out, in Spanish, that means "the crabs"! I paid seven hundred dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself it's a good idea to go somewhere and have sex with a woman who's name in that language means the crabs, maybe you'll open up your traveler's dictionary. But hey, now you know. *scuttles away*

1. YOUR FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE I AM C R Y I N G
          2. "Energetic tennis ball" omfg it's TRUE
          3. clap and a half for your bio in general 
          4. *so you like roleplaying...* >:3