If you got killed I wouldn't be at your funeral.
I would be in jail for killing the person that killed you.
If you got hurt, I wouldn't be by your side to comfort you. I would be planning a murder on whoever/whatever hurt you.
If somebody broke your heart, I would stay in the phone with you all night to comfort you. And probably even more so when you watched the news the next day to realise the person who broke your heart had been brutally murdered.
By coincidence of course. Oh- this chainsaw?? W E L L, let's not jump to conclusions. To think that this innocent chainsaw could have such an ulterior motive is shocking.
Best friends and never apart, maybe in distance but never at heart.
You're such a beautiful and amazing person and I can't believe that so few people have noticed you. Your messages make me feel warm inside and I can't express how much I care about and value you. I love you, hoe.
