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"Hi iNkBenDy wE maRkeD yOuR StOriEs *literally lists every single one of the almost-100 chapters of the OG Warcross Oneshots* aS mAtuRe dUe tO SeXuAl ThEmEs" bestie this website is dead also have you SEEN what people have written on here

If you don't have access to Wake by Lisa McMann, just read And It All Comes Crashing Down at the very bottom of my Works list. Same quality.

Me: I don't like romantic stereotypes :)
          
          Also me: ROSHAN IS 0 FEET 9 INCHES TALL AND IS CONSISTENTLY BLUSHY AND CUTE AND SQUISHY AND UWU AND TREMAINE IS 9 FEET 7 INCHES TALL AND HIS SKIN IS THE COLOR OF FLOURESCENT OFFICE LIGHTS AND HIS BODY IS THE WIDTH OF A PENCIL

I am tempted to rewrite some of my first Warcross Oneshots because I think I've significantly improved at writing sappy romance

So what if I made a book of Stardew Valley oneshots

All I could do was love you hard and let you go

I might go back on some of my old Warcross Oneshots and rewrite them! Pls hold me accountable

I was just reading Halloween and Holding Hands and I forgot that I snuck in the phrase "What the hell are you sorry for?" just like in Wildcard, and I think that's the most brilliant bit of fanfiction writing I've ever done

I just think about that one Try Guys moment where 
          
          Keith: Are you gonna give me a little kiss on the forehead?
          Eugene: No, that'll ruin your facial!
          Keith: *sigh* Yeah you're right, I guess you'll just have to kiss me on the lips.
          
          And I wanna use that on someone one day

If someone calls me "bestie" one more time I'm going to throw myself into a ball pit and never resurface