•-~Goofy Ass~-•

Literally every school that I’ve gone to has had a sign in one of the classrooms that says: “Happiness is a Choice” or “Make your day Great” or some other shit like that.
          
          Wow!! How did I not think of that!! We did it guys, we cured depression!!! /JJJJ

Moms when you tell a funny story:
          
          A: Completely confused and/or indirectly insults your humor
          
          B: Gives you a random ass lecture that literally nobody asked or cared about

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It’s beginning to look a lot like… ✨Springmas✨!1!!1!1 /Ref

Yin-Yang. (!1!1!)

Me: -Having a goofy ahh convo w a bud of mine-
          
          Bud: -Says something random-
          
          My NERD side: Talkaboutsciencenowtalkaboutsciencenow-

“Only newer games have feminism!”
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          The Queen in Chess: 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING GUYALS!!! Anywayz, What are ur plans 4 Crisismas?

For some reason, I rly love character designs where the characters neck is so fucking thin that, realistically, they would choke on mashed potatoes 

“When your in a relationshi-“
          
          
          W H E N ? ?
          
          THE FUCK U MEAN WHEN???
          
          “A boy will come and fi-“ SHUT THE FLYING FUCKING FLAMING FLAMINGO SHIT UP U EMOTIONAL PARASITE!! 
          
          No, I don’t wanna have ur ugly ass grandkids! Let me read bad fanfictions while eating popcorn and cuddling my cat 4 once!