A few things about me...hmm...

-I live in an inescapable gilded cage with the windows open and a paper-thin chain around my neck called an unshakable reputation.

(That was sickeningly poetic, but I was in a bad place when I wrote it.) 

-I am a self-proclaimed tea addict with a camping problem.

-I could eat pomegranates all day, every day.

-That last sentence was not an exaggeration. 

-(Insert witty fandom reference here.)
 #BreakStereotypes