King of Creepers

i want to die haha

i learned my cousin is an emotional drunk

my drunk cousin came over crying and now he's babbling about caffiene being the worst

will you still love me when my hair's no longer gelled and beautiful

i've fucked my hair up so bad
          i'm so????
          how do i fix this sAVE ME

Kes are you crying?
          No, I'm just thinking about something really terrible
          What's that?
          MY LIFE

i actively kill houseplants! i let them die for nO GOOD REASON

quietly just
          
          i might make simple covers if you asked me nicely and not like a fuck bag

"loooord, show me how to say no to this.... i don't know how to say no to this." YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND FOMR THE WORD. LOOK YOU JSUT DID IT RIGHT THERE. JUST JUST GO HOME POUR A BUCKET OF WATER ON YOUR FACE. THINK ABOUT JESUS. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS ALEXANDER.

my 65 year old grandpa ships me with Adam from supernatural
          my grandpa is a fucking shIPPER
          noT ONLY THAT BUT HE WATCHES SUPERNATURAL OTHER THANTHE TIMES I AM