Makkuro Okami

Anyone recommend some good animes/mangas/books/television shows for me to watch/read? (●˙▿˙●)

Today I was invited into the home of a friend of mine whom wore a pink alpaca onesie  whilst I wore a frog one. She began to hump a snowman statue while engaging in a pleasant conversation with me as I sat on the corpse of a red, beheaded man (my feet were on his head). Our conversation lead to praising the chair I sat on, until she had to go, agreeing that soon we will meet again.
          
          What have you done today?

Make an art book pls

Me: //draws
          // thing ends up being ugly
          0_0'' Well, uhm.... It's a thing....?
          
          Drawing: I want to see myself! owo
          
          Me: A-Are you sure....?
          
          Drawing: Pwease? ewe
          
          Me: O-Ok........
          Please don't blame m-
          
          Drawing: //looks in the mirror
          //starts to sing the chorus of 'Lost Cause'
          OOOOOOOOOOO
          Dig my shallow grave!
          It's not me you'll save,
          cause I'm a lost cause..
          A lost, lost cause!

I just realized there are three types of people in this world:
          
          The ones who think: What if snakes just had tiny little arms?!
          Then the others who reply with: So, apparently they are called lizards...
          Then there are people like me: SKINKS.

We all are living in a dream,
          but life ain't what it seems:
          Oh, everything's a mess.
          And all these sorrows I have seen,
          they lead me to believe that everything's a mess.
          But I want to dream.
          I want to dream.
          Leave me to dream...

(I've been listening to much to "I'm So Sorry", so I'm just going to write this to get most of it out of my system.)
          
          You gotta fire up,
          You gotta let go.
          You'll never feel loved
          'till you make your own!
          You gotta face up,
          You gotta get yours.
          You never know the top,
          'till you get too low!

Thanks for da follow! :)