The Antics of Vil Schoenheit and Marian Caroll (Fathoms Below AU):
Vil, fussing: Hold still! This is your fault for picking a fight with them!
Marian, who had acted reckless and impulsive: Not my fault they decided to badmouth you, and it stings! I can’t help it!
Vil: You have a cut on your face and it’s still fresh, and if you hold still, it won’t sting as much. *pauses* What exactly did they say about me?
Marian: They insulted you by insulting your family, and I know that’s a touchy subject for you. I didn’t damage my reputation though. There were no cameras or witnesses around.
Vil: That’s not the point! Though I agree that would have pissed me off too. That is a sensitive subject, especially when it comes to my parents. Please come get me if that happens in the future. I’ll take care of it with you so you don’t act on impulse and get hurt.
Marian, bracing herself: Oh Sevens, help me.
Vil, being dramatic: *throws a tantrum* I don’t care! You lied! You said that I’d only have to wait for five more minutes! Liar! I had to wait for five and a half minutes!
Marian: I know, Vil. I know. It took longer than expected. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. Besides, I got you what you asked for. *shows him his new cushion* I think it’s a winner, don’t you?
Vil, continuing to fuss: No, no, no, no, no!
Marian, confused: Why not?
Vil: The fabric, it’s cotton, not mulberry silk! This is how peasants sit!
Marian, confused: Wait, what?
Vil: And the color, I know I look good in anything, but seriously!? Grey!?
Marian, shrugging: If you don’t want it, I’ll take it, but I’m not getting you another until tomorrow.
Vil: Ugh, fiiiiine. I’m tired of this day anyways, I need a new one.
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