Innocent_Beel

So uh... update on the twins. They're due in like 2 weeks... I'm planning to have a C-section because I don't want mutilated genitals tyvm

Innocent_Beel

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@TheGreatMamm0n  It's called magic, dipshit. MC's body couldn't keep up with the twins and I offered to take one.  @JustAObeyMeSimp. I had a C-section but I'm still in a panic because I haven't heard from MC.... I don't know how my wife or son are, or if she's even given birth yet....
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sharamby_01

I'm really scared of being part of this family of ours right now... -the other MC
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traum4tiz3d

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@Innocent_Beel Since when the fuck did you have a uterus, ovaries, and egg cells?
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Innocent_Beel

So uh... update on the twins. They're due in like 2 weeks... I'm planning to have a C-section because I don't want mutilated genitals tyvm

Innocent_Beel

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@TheGreatMamm0n  It's called magic, dipshit. MC's body couldn't keep up with the twins and I offered to take one.  @JustAObeyMeSimp. I had a C-section but I'm still in a panic because I haven't heard from MC.... I don't know how my wife or son are, or if she's even given birth yet....
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sharamby_01

I'm really scared of being part of this family of ours right now... -the other MC
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traum4tiz3d

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@Innocent_Beel Since when the fuck did you have a uterus, ovaries, and egg cells?
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Innocent_Beel

Sooo..... babies are due in like a month and a half-  @its_me_mc  WHY DID YOU LET ME [redacted] YOU SO HARD WE BOTH GOT PREGNANT  T^T

h0wlp3ndrag0n

@Innocent_Beel I..... I don't wanna--
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letmesleepforeverpls

Ah okay thx for clarifying
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Innocent_Beel

@TheGreatMamm0n @l3v1th30taku  UHM-  ....   ask my wife
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Innocent_Beel

Don't ask how... but I'm now 4 months preggo-
          I blame magic

real_JesusChrist

@Innocent_Beel oh I love ramen also tell Goldie I said hi :)
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traum4tiz3d

@real_JesusChrist Also hi child come to hell we have ramen
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traum4tiz3d

@Innocent_Beel What did u accidentally tag me
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Innocent_Beel

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I just went through my notifications and....  um....  Simeon, where's your Holy Water? I'm gonna straight up drink a gallon or 50 of that shit

h0wlp3ndrag0n

@jasper_the_biotch1 This was from April of last year ☠️
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Aaron_the_great_1

@h0wlp3ndrag0n so is twitter, yesterday I saw somebody posted a dick pick on there-
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h0wlp3ndrag0n

@Innocent_Beel Tumblr is a scary place.
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Innocent_Beel

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Cannot promise that I won't be wanted for murder. I'm also just gonna casually throw myself into a bottomless pit because everything I thought to be true is a fucking lie and everyone just gets a kick out of humiliating me

letmesleepforeverpls

@Innocent_Beel me just sipping my tea-
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Innocent_Beel

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@Innocent_Beel  Fuck you, Bitch. You killed Lilith. You don't get a say in this
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traum4tiz3d

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@Innocent_Beel BEEL STOP BEING SO FUCKING OOC OKAY AND ASMO AND MC GOT ENGAGED BEFORE U WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP DON'T FUCKING KILL HIM
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traum4tiz3d

Yo, Beel. I bought ya a week's supply of food, so just leave MC's snacks alone, alright? They're gettin' real dizzy without food and they'll die because they're just a weak human. It's n-not like I'm doing this because I care about them or anything!