@Thaumaturgy Majors
Oh, god, oh god. Okay. And you thought *every other announcement* before this one was big.
If you're not on my server and you're interested in reading this announcement, join my server, because it's going to be a behemoth and I'm not going to publish all of it. But I'll give a short list right here of what I'm going to be talking about.
-big additions to the reading rewards system
-sneak peeks of book 3 of the anomaly chronicles
-the last words of socrates: coming back
-super-interesting new timepieces content
-various random server updates
-this nasty thing that happened to me in February
Now, to actually say things.
**0. introduction**
Happy April Fools Day! None of this, however, is a joke (beyond the server icon). Since this server has been utterly dead for a while now, I figured the best thing I could do as a joke would be to do a bunch of cool things on the server! It's unexpected, right? Stuff never happens over here!
**1. big additions to the reading rewards system**
**Headlines & Head Wounds**, **Near Miss**, and **The Budding Metalinguist** are now available with reading rewards! Just like before, each book has 30 underlined words which you can scan for and redeem in #clue-redeem. Finding all 30 for any book will earn you another reading point! Start hunting for those hidden words, and be the first to earn the new @saiga and @sybil roles, or even a super-exclusive @miranda! (Note: If I expand the system to other books, I'll need to take out the intermediate roles... so in a little while you may need to say goodbye to your @bud clue 5s and the like.)
**2. sneak peeks of book 3 of the anomaly chronicles**
It's called The Anomalous Voidling! I will be starting publication in May for reasons that will become evident soon. In the meantime, check for details filtering down through the Anomaly Chronicles sneak peek chats.
And so on. (As I said, probably join my server for more news.)